So I went on a date last week and it went really well, he even kissed me and we planned to hang out two days after that.
Next day he texted and said he had to cancel the plans. He’s been texting me ever since and not really interested in making plans to hang out, he says he’s ” a very busy person”.
I just feel like I probably screwed up again somehow :/
and by legendary i mean legendary, shinies and everything woa
• 1st- Celebi, Meloetta, Keldeo, Jirachi, Victini, Arceus, Landorus, Thundurus, Tornadus,
Shinies- Ho-Oh, Rayquaza, Suicune, Kyogre, Genesect, Raikou, Entei, Lugia, Mew, Dialga, Palkia, Deoxys, Cresselia, Darkrai, Giratina, Latias, Latios, Shaymin
•2nd- Celebi, Deoxys,Jirachi, Meloetta, Giratina, Palkia, Groudon
Shinies- Rayquaza, Suicune, Lugia, Dialga, Registeel, Regirock, Regice
•3rd- Meloetta, Regigigas, Rayquaza, Cresselia
Shinies- Suicune, Lugia, Mewtwo, Dialga
we are also giving away a surprise pokemon to three random winners. To get this pokemon however, you have to follow us.
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-No need to be following us (except if you want to win the surprise pokemon) [we are also very cool so if you follow us you will be cool too]
Winners will be selected using a random number generator, and the deadline is March 12., 2014.
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore
HOT CHOCOLATE MIX IS JUST COCOA POWDER AND SUGAR (and sometimes powdered milk/whey. Depends on the brand)
THIS MEANS YOU CAN USE THAT ILLUSTRIOUS BROWN DUST IN SO MANY RECIPES THAT YOU MIGHT FREEZE UP IN AWE OF YOUR INFINITE KNOWLEDGE.
SINCE I’M SURE YOUR FRIENDS WOULD RATHER NOT KEEP YOUR PARALYZED BODY IN A BARN UNTIL THE NEXT OTHERWORLDLY INVASION,
ANYWAY, ONWARD TO GLORY!
TAKE 2 CUPS OF MILK, AND 1 CUP OF YOUR HEAVIEST CREAMS. WHY THE CREAM? BECAUSE I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT KIND OF MILK YOU USE. MY LACK OF OMNIPOTENCE IS UNFORTUNATE, BUT I’M WORKING ON IT.
LET THE WHITE BEAUTIES FALL INTO A SAUCEPAN WITH YOUR FIRE AT MEDIUM RAGE, STIRRING INFREQUENTLY WITH YOUR ROD OF DESTRUCTION.
WITH A PIROUETTE THAT WOULD MAKE ANUBIS SHED A SINGLE PROUD TEAR, MIX 1/4 CUP OF CORN STARCH AND 3/4 CUPS OF FUCKING HOT CHOCOLATE MIX IN A BOWL.
PERFECT YOUR LATEST THESIS ON HOW TO SOLVE WORLD HUNGER AS YOU WAIT FOR THE CREAMY MILK TO BEGIN FORMING BUBBLES.
AFTER THE WHITE LIQUID TREMBLES WITH HEAT, SPRINKLE A BIT OF YOUR MIXED SOLIDS IN, AND BEGIN STIRRING.
I HOPE YOU RECENTLY ENGAGED IN SOME LEVEL GRINDING FOR ENDURANCE, BECAUSE YOU DO NOT STOP STIRRING. CONTINUE TO ADD LITTLE BITS OF THE DRY MIX INTO THE WET MIX, AND STIR BETWEEN ADDITIONS.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO DUMP THE WHOLE THING IN, BECAUSE YOU’LL GET LUMPS AND THAT SHIT’S NASTY.
AFTER YOU MIX EVERYTHING TOGETHER ON THE STOVE LIKE A FUCKING BOSS, FLIP OFF THE HEAT.
KEEP STIRRING FOR ANOTHER MINUTE, AND IGNORE WHATEVER PAIN YOUR ARM MUSCLES MAY BE GOING THROUGH.
AT THIS POINT YOU CAN ADD SOME CHOCOLATE CHIPS, A DASH OF VANILLA, ORANGE ZEST, OR SPICES LIKE CHILI POWDER OR NUTMEG.
BE FRUGAL WITH YOUR SPICES, MATE.
NOW! CACKLE MADLY AS YOUR POUR YOUR CHOCOLATE-INFUSED CONCOCTION. INTO A HEAT-PROOF BOWL.
SLIDE SOME SYRAN WRAP DOWN INTO THE BOWL SO IT TOUCHES THE SURFACE OF YOUR PUDDING. THIS WILL PREVENT THE MINDFUCKERY PUDDING-SKIN.
PUT IT IN A FRIDGE (not a freezer, it’ll fuck things up) FOR AN HOUR OR TWO.
SWIFTER THAN LEOPARDS, MORE FIERCE THAN THE EVENING WOLVES. ENEMIES WILL FEAR YOU, FOR WHEN ARMORED BY KNOWLEDGE, YOU POSSESS THE STRENGTH TO FIGHT A GOD!
NOW GO, MY BRAVEST WARRIORS!
CREATE A PUDDING!
And I’m just like: